Doctor Freud

Doctor Freud is the resident (and seemingly, only) psychologist in the Multiverse, and is thus uniquely placed to force the inhabitants to subscribe to his rather unique theories.

Seeing almost everything in the Multiverse as a symbol of either a penis or of castration, Doctor Freud counts such people as Tony Kaye among his closest friends.

Although many inhabitants of the Multiverse could probably benefit from seeing a psychologist, the Doctor's unique charm prevents nearly all of them from ever being cured of their neuroses and living happy, productive lives.

Doctor Freud is responsible for the social services running Alan White's John Lennon Home for Mentally Disturbed Musicians, and thus indirectly responsible for the shrine, the Singularity, and the destruction of thousands of innocent mandolins.